An Unknown Armies NPC, based on my character from David Tormsen's playtest game for ¥0, a Japanese Mak Attax successor conspiracy from his upcoming Special Orders sourcebook.
In uniform.
Yoshida (just Yoshida) is a cleaner from a long line of cleaners. From the Tokyo Subway all the way back to the Koreans speared to death in the ruins of the Great Kanto Quake, Yoshida’s family has bagged the bodies and mopped up the blood, piss and liquified fat. Today, he cleans up after people who kill themselves using trains. Japan averages one a day, so he travels a lot.
You might have guessed that Yoshida is one of the burakumin, the village people. Yes, he also wears a hard hat at work, and has been known to hang out at the YMCA. His brother Yoshioka went into the trash business with a local chivalrous organization. One of the outfits that settles their disputes with grenades. That isn’t Yoshida’s scene.
Yoshida was cleaning up after a jumper when her hand followed him home. Climbed into his pocket and hid. He didn’t find it until he was back at Rose’s, the tachinomi outside the Nagoya station. Crawled up onto the counter and tried to climb into his little bowl of pickled things. Everyone else freaked out. Only he could see the person attached to it. She seemed sad.
Yoshida takes care of dead people. He sorts their bones and scoops their skulls into plastic bags. It doesn’t get more intimate than that, so he wasn’t surprised when they started to talk back to him. The head lost in the storm drain, yelling at him to pull it out. The salaryman wedged under the bogey, who forgot to let his cat out before he stepped off the platform.
¥0 was the logical next step for Yoshida. He can’t serve food - nobody would willingly eat anything his hands had touched. But he can clean up a crime scene, speak to dead people, and go unnoticed where a cabal of twitchy mages would make a scene. He pledged himself to the memory of Betty Kimura because he wanted to help people. Maybe if things weren’t so fucked up, he wouldn’t meet so many of them on the other side.