Unknown Armies - Where the Hell is Adrian Lebarge Masterpost

Where the Hell is Adrian Lebarge is a oneshot for Unknown Armies 3e. Step into the shoes of a cabal of Pornomancers on the hunt for a con artist and the mysterious treasure she found in an ultrawealthy gated community.

• Scenario Folder with the adventure, the player document and the pregens.
• Play Report of the first run.
• Poolside, the setting.
• Adrian Lebarge, original writeup of the titular character.

Unknown Armies Play Report: WHERE THE HELL IS ADRIAN LEBARGE?

Four perverts from the Sect of the Naked Goddess, a Chicago based sex cargo cult, assembled in the conference room at the Pagan Video building for a briefing by ageing but still thoroughly MILFtacular high priestess Daphne Lee.

I got a message from a con artist I know. Says she found a treasure we’ve got to have. It’s a little thin, but she’s brought us some winners in the past.

Meet her in the bar at the hotel Basilica in Poolside, FL. 6:30 PM. I handled the reservations, if you have to stay the night or just need a place to charge. Figure out what she found, and if it’s something we want, get it. Try not to spend all the money. If she holds out for more and won’t move, kick her ass and take it. I don’t want you killing her unless you have a damn good excuse.

And watch out for the locals. Poolside’s a funny place, and I doubt you’ll be the only chargers there.

 On the team:

• Aura, as in "Cougar With a Threatening"
• Claude/tte Squish, Killer Femboy
• Kitty Hussman, Sectsy and She Knows It
• Organ Nick, Gachimuchi Wrestler

The three pornomancers and accompanying transvestite caught a flight to Miami. If they got straight in the rental when they touched down, they'd make Poolside in time for their 4:30 check in. They had two rental cars, a couple handguns, props and set dressing for pornomancy charging, and 20,000 dollars in bribe money.

Unknown Armies Sandbox: Poolside, FL

No art, print friendly version here.

Poolside, Florida. Founded by Dan Poolside in 1925 during the boom. While everyone else was busy inflating real estate bubbles, Poolside bought water rights and built infrastructure, obsessed with his dream of a Mediterranean resort town in the Everglades. It sounded insane, but it’s not that different from how Naples turned out. Today, this city of 3,991 people boasts a “thriving” upstairs/downstairs economy of wealthy retirees and a rotating cast of service workers scraping by at subsistence levels.

Poolside is built on an island of rock and concrete fill, piled up around a truly massive boulder. The top of the rock outcropping is the highest point in South Florida outside Miami. The stone mound is crusted with buildings, hanging gardens, and decorative water features. Down to the waterfront, a facsimile of a Neapolitan tourist village.

Surrounding the town are the florida Everglades, a flooded morass of freshwater forests and “wet prairies”. The Everglades were acquired as a National Park in 1934, Poolside was spared eminent domain by smart legal maneuvering on the part of the founder. The entire Poolside incorporated area encompasses a couple square miles of swamp outside the town, which is not fenced but clearly demarcated as the “City Limits” by buoys and signs.

All public lighting in poolside has red lenses, to protect the elderly residents’ night vision and avoid generating light pollution. The town has blackout laws restricting open windows at night.