The Triplets are a pair of Dark Elf twins raised in a Church orphanage and a Brain Spider who “adopted” them after they aged-out of the program. They like the dungeon because nobody charges them rent or makes them perform religious rituals, and if someone hits you you’re allowed to hit them back. They’re like the Guild, completing Contracts while pursuing personal motivations. They’re tough and confident adventurers but lack emotional maturity.
The Rogue's Wallet
mellonbread's RPG and Other Games blog
Wednesday, December 17, 2025
Tuesday, December 16, 2025
The Great Glass Mountain Masterpost
-Seekers of Seekers of Myths. Messer, Ishizaka, Kadminion et al. The Archaeological Survey, vol. 55
The Great Glass Mountain - Music Post
Lacombe
The Great Glass Mountain was named after the song of the same name from Judero. I don't usually use music with lyrics but I got to deploy that one in-game and I really liked the way it turned out.
Monday, December 15, 2025
The Great Glass Mountain - Session Fifteen
Schreyer
Queen Valenta the Chain Knight rode north out of the capitol. She rode hard and when she crossed the river to reach the woods where the Company found the Crown, she made a rough crossing that left her horse shivering so she had to dismount and wipe him down. As she toweled the beast it occurred to her that this might be the last time she did this. Anything she did now, she might never do again.
Sunday, December 14, 2025
Riverboat Gambler - Session Nine

Datura, Jack and Roddy set off on their Giant Bats to recover guano from the tomb. It was within walking distance but it was still night and the Plain was covered with undead. The tomb was on a hill surrounded by a thick stand of cacti that stopped the zombies and ghouls from getting in. The Gamblers landed their flying foxes atop the mound of rock.
Two blue flashes over the horizon lit the plain to the north. A moment later, two more. Two double taps for a total of four. The distant sound of thunder came later, indicating the source was leagues away. Four total blasts was more than a single Blue Dragon (which they had spotted) could fire in a day. Roddy suspected there were two, who each used their breath weapon twice and held the third in reserve. But where did the second one come from?
The courtyard outside the tomb, surrounded by the cacti, had a weathered statue of a jackal headed man. Jack took a silver ring off the stone sentinel's finger and pocketed it for later identification. He detected Cactus Cats hiding in the teddy bear cacti. The adventurers headed inside.
His Majesty The Worm Monster Mash: Cave Hulk
Cave Hulks are enormous burrowing mantises with a confusing gaze attack. They straddle the line between endurance and ambush predators. They burst out of the wall when you least expect it and attack you. If you’re on your guard they follow you, burrowing out of sight and waiting for a moment of weakness. Their favorite time to strike is during the Camp phase, especially after following you and building up an appetite.
Saturday, December 13, 2025
His Majesty The Worm Monster Mash: Dark Creepers
Dark Creepers are dungeon thieves who live to steal magic items. Dowries of arcane treasure are an essential part of Dark Creeper marriage proposals. Creepers who don’t steal are condemned to bachelorhood/spinsterdom, giving them a powerful incentive to rob adventurers. Turn out the lights, grab the goods, run as fast as you can.
Friday, December 12, 2025
The Colonel's Table: Special Orders
It could be. It should be. The people who have supernatural power don't want to share. The people who have mundane power don't want to compete with supernatural power. Together they engage in a tacit conspiracy to suppress the magickal revolution through the coercive apparatus of the state and through organizations operating in the occult underground.
Thursday, December 11, 2025
Undercroft: Books and Papers
Draw from the Major Arcana to get a book.
Number, title,
author
language, media,
description.
Wednesday, December 10, 2025
BFRPG Field Guide Omnibus Test Drive: And May You Reach The Moon

Cabrera
Following the death of the Slave King, the resurgent Mountainhomes sent
expeditions to restore the far flung fortresses of the old Dwarven
civilization. HANGEDSCEPTRES wasn’t on the list. It was was remote,
strategically useless, and based on the available records, poor in
minerals. The Dwarves needed quick wins to show everyone the project had
legs.
Early reclamations were a smash hit. The underkingdoms caught fortress fever, sparking a gold rush to reoccupy the remaining sites (and establish new ones). The first scouts to HANGESCEPTRES reported an infestation of Wyverns circling the peak, along with smoke and snowmelt indicating the site was already inhabited.
Early reclamations were a smash hit. The underkingdoms caught fortress fever, sparking a gold rush to reoccupy the remaining sites (and establish new ones). The first scouts to HANGESCEPTRES reported an infestation of Wyverns circling the peak, along with smoke and snowmelt indicating the site was already inhabited.
Monday, December 8, 2025
The Great Glass Mountain - Session Fourteen
Outside the Great Glass Mountain, the Glass Knight asked his wife Valenta how many of Alexander's men she let into the castle with him. Two bands of mountaineers, all of whom were allowed to keep their weapons. The King nodded. He could work with this. He told the others to follow his lead, except for Valenta who wouldn't be part of the deception. The important thing, if things got violent (and it wasn't guaranteed that they would), was to never present Alexander with more than two opponents at once. That would keep his War Knight powers from kicking in. The War Knight knew that, and would try to fight his way out and engage the whole group. That was why Shoat was in charge of the entrance. In his Siege Plate nothing could move a door if he braced it.
With the plan figured out, he entered the Great Hall with his entourage, stopping only to give instructions to Charcabol's men at arms.
Riverboat Gambler - Session Eight
Jack, Roddy and Datura supervised the excavation of the debris obstructing the ships. They mounted up and used the shallow draft of their vessels to skate over the thin layer of water covering the rock fill. Grain barges coming down the river would be in trouble, but they were on a mission to pursue a dangerous fugitive and couldn't wait.
The Mowers held funeral games aboard the Bottle Full Of Rain for the four dead cultists. They wrestled one another and challenged Alice Woodfingers. She denied them catharsis. The strength of her biomechanical arms was given by the Goddess, it wasn't fair to pit them against the strength of men. One man responded that an unfair contest between man and God was the essence of life itself. Alice nodded and tossed him into the river.
Wednesday, December 3, 2025
BFRPG Field Guide Omnibus Test Drive: Into the Cheese Cave

The Old King jealously hoarded his Wishes. He raised a head of Cow
Dragons and accumulated a strategic reserve of their Wish granting cheese in hidden
caves. When he wanted to make a Wish he gave precise instructions to an
expendable cultist screened for absolute loyalty, then fed her bite
after bite until she either got lucky or instantly died (at which point
he called up the next victim in line). This proved unreliable because
the cultists came from enclosed orders
who revered him as a God. As much as they wanted to do what he said,
they couldn’t resist wishing for what they actually wanted, which was
usually “be impregnated by the King” or “be lifedrained by the King in a
moment of timeless sustained ecstasy.” It took a lot of work and a lot
of dead cultists and he only messed with it when there was no way to get
what he wanted through cunning or brute force.
During the rebellion the Cow Dragons were slaughtered in their kraals by a strain of psychic encephalopathy brewed in the plague pits of the Goblin alchemists, bringing an end to the whole program.
Or so everyone thought.
During the rebellion the Cow Dragons were slaughtered in their kraals by a strain of psychic encephalopathy brewed in the plague pits of the Goblin alchemists, bringing an end to the whole program.
Or so everyone thought.
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